At first, I was upset when Fredi took over the space that formerly housed my favorite mexican lunch spot ($5 lunch specials!).  I bitterly chalked it up to gentrification and paid little attention to the cute little wine and sandwich bar that emerged.  Until my coworkers came into the office with these incredible meatloaf heros.

Fredi Meatloaf Sammy

Deliciousness

I decided right then that I was wrong to judge Fredi and that I needed one of my own.  Fresh baked breads, roasted peppers and a meatloaf that reminded me of home won me over.  Delicious skinny handcut fries as well.  Just the other day I went by for another and found them shuttered.  Far too soon.  Here’s to hoping they pop up somewhere else.

I’m trying to get back on the wagon after a summer full of barbecue and my new deep fryer.  Here’s a quick look at a tasty veggie option from one of my favorite Union Square lunch spots: Grey Dog Coffee.  A hearty bean-based patty that holds its own even with the spicy red onion.  Thumbs up!

Grey Dog Veggie Burger

Tastes better than it looks

PS – Rest in peace, Carmine Street.  This sammy is from the University Place location.

After Hurricane Katrina, my community of family and friends was flung from San Francisco to Austin, Atlanta and everywhere in-between: Memphis, Indianapolis, DC, Houston, rural Louisiana, etc.  But the place I felt most at home, in spite of the fact that none of my family or closest friends were here, was NYC.  Simply because here, I can more easily experience the best aspects of New Orleans culture – food, music, art, architecture, drinking – than in any other city in the world.  New Orleans and New York have a special affinity for one another, and there is virtually no New Orleans specialty that New York cannot provide.  (I’ll argue the opposite as well in another piece.)

So for me, New York is like a giant playground of my favorite NOLA things – fried oysters, jazz, street ignorance, festivals, strong cocktails – interspersed with pockets of genuine NOLA lovers, folks who really do “know what it means” to miss New Orleans and are committed to keeping the love of the place alive in their hearts.  What’s even better is that there is a strong community of folks that works to ensure that NOLA music and culture is consistently brought to New York and exposed to new audiences: the NOLAFunk guys, as well as the venues Sullivan Hall, Highline Ballroom, Terminal 5, a bunch of places in Williamsburg, and more I’m sure that I’m overlooking.  I mean, Trombone Shorty headlined the Red Hot + New Orleans at BAM and it was outstanding.

More fun on a daily basis, however, is rooting out restaurants that dabble in NOLA cuisine.  NOLA’s culinary charms have drawn many an aspiring chef to its bosom, and many of those chefs eventually land in New York.  I stumbled onto this affinity purely coincidentally.  Fried oysters happen to be my favorite seafood dish – I used to eat a 12″ fried oyster po-boy about twice a week in NOLA – and it was in the course of hunting them down in New York that I realized that every place that ended up having a delicious fried oyster had a chef that either was from New Orleans or trained in New Orleans, or spent time living there.  Here’s a roundup of my favorite NOLA/NOLA-influenced (note I said *my* favorite; I’ve never been to Mara’s Homemade or Bourbon Street mostly b/c I think they’re tacky – hello purple, green, and gold exterior – AND I’ve heard mixed reviews from folks whose tastebuds I trust. So they’re not included):

Blue Ribbon

Eric and Bruce Bromberg are music aficionados who are no stranger to NOLA’s charms.  Eric Bromberg attended Tulane while pursuing a music career in NOLA, which is all the validation I need that he *knows* NOLA food.  Then they both went to Cordon Bleu.  I love every recipe they’ve ever touched.

The fable of their humble beginnings goes that they wanted to make a restaurant where they as food- and music- industry folk getting off work late could get great food – not pizza/hamburgers, etc – so their restaurant was one of the first with a kitchen staying open until 4:00 AM.  Ten restaurants later, we know it worked.  I’ve only eaten at four out of the 10, but I’ve never ever been disappointed.

Needless to say, It was like music to my ears when Blue Ribbon Sushi opened a location behind the Time Warner Center.  I no longer had to trek downtown or to Brooklyn for my fried oysters!  I could get them on the way home from work.  Also, their more casual fare at Brooklyn Bowl is delightful. (Hello, Oyster Egg Shooters!)  It also doesn’t hurt that Questlove and/or Q-tip spins there on a monthly basis, and there’s a constant roster of great music, much of it the stuff that can be found on the NOLA music circuit.  My last show there was Robert Randolph, the slide guitar king.

ACME

There’s an ACME on Decatur Street in New Orleans.  This one is as close of an approximation as you can get in NYC.  There’s also a cute little live music venue in the basement, featuring assorted indie acts.  I usually come here when I know I want assorted seafood but I’m not quite sure what to get.  You know the drill.  There were rumors of Acme’s closing earlier this year after a “can’t-refuse” offer was made to the owner, but I believe they’re back in business.

The Green Table

I love everything about this place.  The fact that the menu is largely seasonal items plucked fresh from the farmer’s market that day, the fact that they expanded from 6 tables to 12 and finally have a bar.  That they are dedicated to sustainability and social responsibility.  But most importantly, I love the fact that Brett Sims is a ragin’ cajun who has managed to bring a fried oyster po-boy to within walking distance of my office.

The Redhead

Duck gumbo, anyone?  Although I usually go for their outstanding southern fried chicken.  Meg Grace’s pastries also never disappoint; I’ve definitely purse-nabbed some of the cookie treats they sometimes give with the bill.  Her bacon peanut brittle is also quite notable, and there’s an annual Crawfish boil that’s done just right.

Fort Defiance

St. John Frizell – also a Tulane alum – studied the Central Grocery muffuletta and has created quite the tasty approximation.  The red beans and rice and hurricanes are also nothing to scoff at.  I was there the day the Saints won the NFC Championship in 2009.  We all cried and hugged, and ate King Cake from Randazzo’s.

Two Boots Pizza

The Two Boots = NOLA + Italy.  It’s my favorite NYC slice, hands down (Sorry, traditionalists. Crawfish pie!!!)  I usually get the Cleopatra Jones, but all of it, even the veggie pies, are outstanding.

Great Jones Cafe

Great Jones is probably the only place in New York where I’ll eat the two sacred staples of NOLA cooking: red beans and gumbo (only when I don’t feel like making it myself).  I also appreciated their fried oysters and andouille sausage.  It’s also one of the most non-assuming places in the city.  No flash and panache here, just good food and nice people.  You really do feel as though you’ve been transported to a little bayou town when you step inside.

NOLA PLACES I HAVEN’T BEEN, BUT INTEND TO (Shout out to Garden & Gun for a few reminders):

Imperial Woodpecker Snowballs – Yes, Real Snowballs in NYC. ‘Nuff said.
Ninth Ward
Cheeky Sandwiches – they’re only open 8am-6pm (time for a work field trip!)
Tchoup Shop at d.b.a. – I generally avoid DBA in NYC for a number of reasons, but if they reopen this summer I’m doing it.
Creole – I believe I got into an argument with the chef here at the Black Culinarian Alliance dinner at Tavern on the Green three years ago.  We were arguing about the texture of one of his dishes, which was completely wrong in my opinion.  I don’t remember which one, but suffice it to say that I’ve never eaten there either, but I’m still curious.

Does this need an explanation?  I don’t think so.  Here’s to hoping this cart outlasts the temporary summer lunch market at Madison Square Park.

Tacos from the 23rd St. Calexico Cart

One Steak, One Chicken, Extra Pico, All Good

I hate Times Square.  While the bright lights are noteworthy, and can be mesmerizing (I begrudgingly admit), the throngs of slack jawed tourists staring blankly up into the sky or otherwise just looking lost make my blood pressure soar.  They make me want to punch them in the face or yank their cameras and run.  Normally a demure person, Times Square turns me into a hard-charging, elbow-throwing neanderthal, growling and hissing at innocent bystanders.

So I thought of it as a personal challenge when a friend suggested a visit to Taste of Times Square.  Having worked in the area before, I was skeptical of the restaurants that would be presenting.  Times Square isn’t exactly known for it’s culinary delights, and I sure as hell wasn’t about to subject myself to the uncultured masses, lines and other ridiculousness to eat a tiny plate from Hard Rock Cafe or Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.  But a tiny voice said, “You’re so jaded.  Just go!  It’ll be an experience, if nothing else.  You might be pleasantly surprised!”

So I get there and immediately have to stop myself from hyperventilating, freaking out and leaving when I enter the fray.  I squeeze around, starving, and trying to see what’s on people’s plates, what looks good.  The first thing I notice is the mob around the Virgil’s tent.  When I worked in the Bryant Park area, I ordered a fried chicken po-boy from Virgil’s every Friday, so I was no stranger to it’s charms.  However, I dodged the line my friends stood in and went for a dry-ish chicken sandwich from the Stadium Grill at Bowlmor Lanes (sparse on the condiments…  the individual layers were good though).  But not pic-worthy.  I continued walking and became intrigued by the prospect of a raw oyster with creamy Guinness (yes, the beer) sauce on it.  It was disgusting and a bad idea.  I spit it out.

It was fun to see giant shrimp or anthropomorphic bowling pins in bibs dancing around to some pretty impressive blues music throughout the festival, but the best food by far was above 46th St.  Toloache was serving up Tacos al Pastor spiked with pineapples and cilantro, Brasserie 1605 was serving up lobster potstickers with asian slaw, and there were two amazing desserts, a strawberry shortcake with some sort of fruit-mousse, and the killer, bananas foster cheesecake, which I was too full to actually eat.  I think the cheesecake was from Ruby Foos.  The shortcake was forgettable.  But again, I could barely keep straight which restaurant was serving what between the music and the hungry throngs pushing each other around.

At 7:00pm, with one hour left, we realized that we were far too sober to be pushing through a bunch of sweaty tourists, so we made a detour to the $5 happy hour at Brazil Brazil on 46th.  The caipirinhas needed extra sugar, but for $5 we didn’t complain.  Two quick rounds, then we made our way back for the last of the festival.  I had another plate of lobster potstickers (forgot to take pics, I was so busy gorging).  The best part of the festival, though, was the lady hawking plastic ziplock bags for people to “take home” some of the food.  We actually saw folks with entire bags of wings, ribs, etc.  It would’ve never occured to me in a million years to bring ziplock bags to an event of this nature, much less sell them.  But it’s that hustler ingenuity, the enterprising spirit of New York and it’s endless opportunities.  It manifests itself in every nook and cranny of the city, from the darkest corners of a block to the penthouse suites of the same, all in pursuit of that nameless dream.

Reason #1 why I absolutely LOVE New York City.

I will use any excuse possible to visit 67 Burger in Ft. Greene.  Sunny out?  Take a burger to Ft. Greene park.  Raining?  Plenty of space in the actual restaurant to camp out and dry off over a burger and beer.  Not hungry? It’s a long train ride back to Harlem, you might be before you get back.  It’s just good. The curly fries are everything the curly fries of my childhood should have been but weren’t.  They also have a nice selection of beers on tap, I believe I went with the Kelso IPA on this particular afternoon.I will use any excuse possible to visit 67 Burger in Ft. Greene.  Sunny out?  Take a burger to Ft. Greene park.  Raining?  Plenty of space in the actual restaurant to camp out and dry off over a burger and beer.  Not hungry? It’s a long train ride back to Harlem, you might be before you get back.  It’s just good. The curly fries are everything the curly fries of my childhood should have been but weren’t.  They also have a nice selection of beers on tap, I believe I went with the Kelso IPA on this particular afternoon.

67 Burger Bacon Cheese w/Curly Fries

67 Burger Bacon Cheese w/Curly Fries

Oh, Shang (Thompson LES).  I would’ve linked, but your website is down.  Your food, so delicious.  Your service, so atrocious.  I waited 20 minutes for a table in a half-empty restaurant, only to be called forward, then asked to wait 15 more minutes while they prepped a table.  It was Valentine’s day (’11), I had the special, a delightful steak garnished with peppers that made my eyes water (in a good way).  It was a great deal, $25 for a prix fixe that included a little bubbly, a nice dessert.  But then a tragic soft-indie-rock band started soundchecking in the middle of dinner…  Not too romantic.

Spicy Steak at Shang, Thompson LES

Spicy Steak at Shang, Thompson LES

In a later visit, I watched as horrified dinner patrons scurried away (some abandoning tables) from blasting urban club music while a D/E-list hip hop producer, hangers-on and a gaggle of chickenheads drank free liquor (some “healthy” infused tequila shit that tasted like cough syrup) to the dismay of the tragically overstaffed bartenders (all 2 of them).  The sushi chefs had actually taken seats on the balcony because no one was actually ordering food.  I wept a single tear for the establishment.  Because the decor and the food really had the potential to be quite sexy.  However, this restaurant’s demise is proof positive that it really takes more than just that.  It’s ambiance, vibe, warmth, hospitality, people, attitudes that make the place.

I hope the chef lands someplace great, it’ll be worth a visit in calmer pastures.

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I am a real sucker for an expertly concocted, deliciously dangerous cocktail.  The kind that dances around your tastebuds and might cause a sudden eyebrow raise or a guttural purr.  The kind you sip, savor, then swallow… and realize, depending on whether or not you ate before starting in, that you may not be prepared to finish because you’re already drunk.  Angel’s Share is my favorite place to get these kinds of cocktails, because they never, ever disappoint.  It also happens to be, among the “secret” “she-she” speakeasy cocktail bars, the oldest and most affordable.  Their drinks are also my baseline of comparison for whether or not a cocktail is worth its two shakes.  Why drink this, when you can drink this or even this?

However, no self-respecting restaurant with great food is going to ignore the drinks that accompany it, and one of my favorite boozy pastimes is to sidle up to a restaurant bar and snack while imbibing.  The older I get, the more I prefer a dimly lit restaurant with conversational ambiance to screaming over music that I usually hate in a crowded, standing-room-only bar.  Macondo, the dressed-down sibling of the fantastic Rayuela, is always a favorite, especially if you can snag an outdoor bar seat on a nice day.

I don’t remember which two cocktails these are exactly, because the drinks did their duty well…  But I do know that over my five years in New York, I’ve tried them all.  And most of the seasonal tacos (Hello, Short Rib!), and the skirt steak as well.  It has never let me down, and is always worth the wait.

Try something with a smoked salt rim.

When I’m on my way from home each day from work, I have a very standard routine.  Flexible, but with a forthright goal: get home from work as quickly as possible.  That usually means taking the express train, but most times I get on the first thing moving; local to get a seat, walk a shorter distance to my apartment, or grab a bite on the way home.  Tonight around 8:00pm, I quickly found a seat, nestled in with my journal and pen, and began to reflect on a pleasant recent conversation with my 85-year-old, sharp-as-a-tack grandfather.

I’m thinking hard, struggling to remember in detail the things he told me, because these are cherished words not to be taken lightly as he’s makes a successful recovery from liver cancer.  So I barely notice when a somewhat elderly gentleman sits at the opposite end of my L of seats with a giant suitcase.  I’m slightly annoyed that he appears to be singing, although at first it sounded a tad like Ol’ Dirty Bastard (you know, “Shame on a n*gga…“) and a snicker escaped my lips.  So I glance up to try to play it off, and realize that it’s a homeless black man.  Guilt poured over my head like hot oil and I buried my head back into my journal and played dumb.  Tried to finish my journal entry.

But by then, I couldn’t even concentrate anymore, the homeless man was so fascinating.  Clearly out of his mind.  Stark images recalled from Barry Michael Cooper‘s essay “Requiem for the Zooted” made me speculate whether or not he was the modern day legacy of that tumultuous NYC combo of the 70’s.  PCP + Thorazine + Jail – Family + Mental Hospital = Him.  My heart became wrenched and immediately I was struck by his humanity and refusing to recoil.  He was telling an elaborate story, partially to his suitcase and partially to the wall between us.  Cussing and exclaiming and growling and purring and hissing and… more frustrating than any of it, mumbling.  So I started to try to write down what I thought I could hear, thinking that he deserved someone to listen, even if he wasn’t aware it was going on.

“Yooooooo, son! Shiiiiiit my shit is FULL, son!!”
“Tell y’all to come to bed w/me son”
“Yo, erytime I loot, I go to sleep right after.”
“Yo, I’ll F*cking…” mumble mumble

He was definitely a son of the streets, although his slang placed him as a young adult squarely in the 80s.  I was alternately emotionally devastated and wanting to reach out to him, and quite tickled as he sounded exactly like ODB.  And he mumbled on, increasingly animated by his own story/conversation.  (It was clear that in his mind he had some sort of narrative structure.)  To the point where he started rocking back and forth in the seat, near toppling when the breaks to the train slammed, fumbling with a cup in his suitcase…  getting louder and angrier.  By this point his musings were no longer amusing, and several folks originally sitting near us had moved to another part of the car.  I feverishly continued writing, until he screamed “F*CK” again and two voices of my own started screaming at each other:

“You know, maybe you should move too.”
“But what if you actually *attract* his attention by moving? He doesn’t quite “see” you right now…”
“Yeah well, if he decides to jump up and “see” someone or even DO something to someone you’re also first in proximity, first in line.”
“Well we’re almost… Okay there are four stops left.  Surely he’s going to move.”

And he’s steadily getting louder and louder, more animated and frenzied… at a controlled pace though, as if he could snap at any moment and go for my jugular.  My heart feels like it’s about to jump out of my chest.

“You dumb b!tch!  THIS is how people get stabbed by the crazy person on the train.  Because they don’t move when they see ‘DANGER’.  You know, I’m telling you this one last time.”
“You’re being f*cking irrational and dramatic right now.  He. Is. Not. Going. To. Stab. You. Period.”
“Worse yet what if he tries to bite you or something. Or rub his. Ew. Just go!!!”
“Oh now you’re just.  This is ridiculous.”
“This *is* ridiculous.”

Just that second I heard the Ding of the subway train doors opening two stops before mine and I calmly exited the train (without attracting any undue attention, of course).

“F*ckit, I’ll walk. But it’s just because it’s nice outside, not because that poor man was going to kill you.”
“Whatever.  Let that gambling go!  Live to see another day!”

Another ridiculous day in the NYC life.

Did I mention that I walked from Harlem to 59th St. this glorious morning down Central Park West?  While munching on the most amazing Granny Smith apple turnover from Patisserie Des Ambassades?  Chewy, honey-glazed goodness with skin-on apples, dusted with cinnamon-sugar.  Delicious cold-brewed iced coffee (or at least it tastes like it!).

I love this town.

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